Fametracker recently awoke to this news item: "Andy Dick Forcibly Removed From Talk Show," which both describes a recent, possibly Grodin-esque incident on Jimmy Kimmel Live (during which Dick was booted for pawing fellow guest Ivanka Trump), as well as qualifying for perhaps the least surprising celebrity headline of all time.

In fact, to prove just how unsurprising it is, Fametracker traveled into the future to retrieve these upcoming, and equally unsurprising, Andy Dick-related headlines, all certified to be 100% true and factual, even if they haven't happened yet.

Andy Dick Arrested for Public Urination

Andy Dick No Longer Welcome At Male Nude Revue

Andy Dick Loudly Declares Self Strongest Member of NewsRadio Cast to Fellow Bar Customers

Andy Dick Banned from Local Children's Museum

Andy Dick Falls Down Elevator Shaft Wearing Women's Lingerie, Singing

Repeat Offender Andy Dick Urinates on Self, Fans

In Televised Prank Gone Wrong, Andy Dick Welds Hands to Starlet's Breasts

Missing Comedian Found Bound, Gagged, Giggling

Andy Dick After Urine-Spray Horror: "I Have A Problem"

Andy Dick Evicted from Local Car Trunk

In the Aftermath of Andy Dick Fire-Stunt: Confusion, Regret

Andy Dick Promises "Time of Reflection" Following Encounter With Elephants

Andy Dick Politely Ushered Out of Own Home, City

Andy Dick Claims He Remembers "Nothing"; Doctors: "The Surgery's Permanent"

Andy Dick Released At State Line, Given Running Start

Andy Dick Can't Explain How He Ended Up In Your Child's Bed Naked

Andy Dick Tranquilized, Bagged