1. She is a supermodel.

• For carrying all the baggage associated with being in a much-maligned wing of the entertainment industry: -2

2. She looks like a supermodel.

• For having a lock on the position of better-looking member in any couple of which she'll ever be part: +4

3. She appears in The Spy Who Shagged Me.

• For enjoying the lasting notoriety and cool points attached to the Austin Powers franchise: +3

4. Against all odds, she's played a character who's a supermodel on Just Shoot Me, and by all reports is actually funny.

• For bucking the supermodel odds and proving she possesses talents beyond her looks: +2

5. She has a minor role in the upcoming X-Men movie.

• For parlaying acting career upswing into a role in a summer event movie that will surely suck ass: -2

Mate Rating » 5 out of 10

When Stars Mate: The Methodology

When you're a fully-fledged celebrity, doing nothing in your spare time but appearing on talk shows and soaking up free champagne at movie premieres, it stands to reason that the only people you ever meet are other celebrities. Hence: The All-Celebrity Hook-up, which very often makes a successful transition to The All-Celebrity Relationship.

The problem is, if you're a celebrity, the odds are that your worth, and that of your mate's, will never be evenly matched. Therefore, when you meet and fall in love with another celebrity, either your worth, or that of your mate, will necessarily go down.

When Stars Mate is a service of Fametracker for celebrities dating, or married to, other celebrities. Fametracker will use this space to determine who in current celeb/celeb pairings has gained by the relationship, who has lost, and how the balance of power could be altered.

1. He starred on General Hospital back in the day.

• For starring on a show that launched the careers of Demi Moore, Jeremy Davies, and Leonard Nimoy: +3

2. Having a soap opera credit on one's résumé can be a mixed blessing.

• For starring on a show that also launched the careers of Tia Carrere, Ami Dolenz, and Rick Springfield: -2

3. He starred on Full House for eight seasons.

• For starring on a long-running sitcom: +3

4. He starred on Full House.

• For having a legacy dependent on the public's memories of an exceptionally cloying sitcom: -1

5. He produced the recent TV movie The Beach Boys: An American Family.

• For seguing his career into producing bad TV, following in the footsteps of fellow never-was David Cassidy: -2

Mate Rating » 1 out of 10

Rebecca Romijn-Stamos is too good for John Stamos. The fact that she's attached his name to her person can only improve his Q rating, whereas her reminding the public that she's married Blackie Parrish can't possibly be doing her any favours. Rebecca, here's a moniker you might want to try on for size: Rebecca Romijn-Van Der Beek.