We at Fametracker were surprised by recent reports that Gwyneth Paltrow dislikes her new movie, View from the Top, so much that, during filming, she privately referred to it as "A View From My Ass." (That is, until the film's producers reportedly asked her to stop.)

It's not that we're surprised she hates the movie -- everyone seems to -- but rather that she managed to pun off the film's title so cleverly in order to voice her displeasure. Who knew she was channeling Oscar Wilde?

Perhaps we shouldn't be too shocked; after all, it's not the first of Paltrow's movie titles that makes reference to her ass: she made Flesh and Bone in 1993. (Boom-cha! Thank you!)

But given how many of Paltrow's movies are, like View from the Top, pretty unwatchable, we decided to apply her brand of cunning verbal chicanery to the titles of a few more of her more regrettable films. Below, the results.

Shakespeare in Love / Shakespeare in My Ass

Austin Powers in Goldmember / Austin Powers in My Ass

Jefferson in Paris / Jefferson in Par-Ass

The Talented Mr. Ripley / The Talented Mr. Assley

Out of the Past / Out of My Ass

Great Expectations / Great Asspectations

The Anniversary Party / The Assiversary Party

Malice / Mal-Ass

The Intern / The Asstern

Possession / Possassion

Emma / Emmass

A Perfect Murder / A Perfectly Murderous Ass

Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle / Mrs. Parker and the Viciously Circular Ass

The Pallbearer / The Pallid Bare Ass

Bounce / Ass

Duets / Assuets

Pootie Tang / Pootie Tang