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Regular Readings

Galaxy of Fame

2 Stars 1 Slot

The Fame Audit

Hey! It's That Guy!

Celebrity Vs. Thing

Blue Moons


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Rejected Smokin' Aces Taglines

A stylish, post-Tarantinian yarn about a group of high-paid assassins descending on a posh hotel to compete over a single mark: a magician...named Buddy "Aces" Israel......played by beloved Entourage scamp Jeremy Piven?! Why on earth is a gem like this coming out in January? By next Oscar season, critics and tastemakers will have forgotten about it!

"May the best hitman win" is not bad, as taglines go. But, as always, to make a genius tagline omelet, you've got to break a few tagline eggs, leaving the rejected tagline shells on the tagline island for Fametracker to scoop into the compost heap...the better to produce the rich tagline garden you see below:

Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em On A Murder-For-Hire Contract

Because Buddy Israel Is An Ace...And A 'Hole

Smokin' Kills

You've Seen The Oscar Contenders: Now See This

Abracadeadbra!

Find Out What Happens When You Don't Tip Room Service

A Contract For Millions. A Cast Of Dozens.

Shoot To Thrill

You've Seen The Illusionist And The Prestige: Now See This

Ashes To Ashes, Lust To Dust

Ask Not For Whom The Bellboy Tolls: He Tolls For Thee

In Theatres Just In The Nic Of Time

Hocus Smokus

Hit Happens

Buddy Israel's New "Assistant"s Aren't So Lovely (Other Than Alicia Keys, If That's What You're Into)

Smells Like A Deuce

- WC