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For years, we've measured the equivalent worth of celebrities against their famous brethren and, er, sistren: Jake Gyllenhaal vs. Tobey Maguire, say, or busting Sarah Michelle Gellar down from a Kirsten Dunst-level fame to that of Melissa Joan Hart. But then we got to wondering: how would celebrities fare in head-to-head battles with actual useful, everyday objects? Sure, you'd take Renée Zellweger over Amanda Peet, but would you rather her than, say, a wheelbarrow? This revealed to us a whole new and finely calibrated method by which we can measure celebrity relevance -- a method we like to call Celebrity vs. Thing.
| Matthew Broderick Vs. French Toast |
December 16, 2005 |
| Taye Diggs Vs. Supermarket Belt Dividers |
November 28, 2005 |
| Ryan Reynolds Vs. Wine Stoppers |
October 7, 2005 |
| Steve Carell Vs. Wristwatches |
August 16, 2005 |
| Billy Bob Thornton Vs. Tealights |
July 21, 2005 |
| Dennis Hopper Vs. Unicycles |
June 24, 2005 |
| Angelina Jolie Vs. Bottled Water |
June 3, 2005 |
| Chris Rock Vs. Not-Socks |
May 31, 2005 |
| Orlando Bloom Vs. Roombas |
May 17, 2005 |
| Tom Hanks Vs. Bath Puffs |
April 12, 2005 |
| Catherine Zeta-Jones Vs. Bagels |
March 21, 2005 |
2006 |
2005
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