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Clint Howard
Specialty: Oddly Menacing Man-Boys

What You Need To Know About Clint Howard:

Clint Howard is Ron Howard's brother. He has appeared in nearly all of Ron's movies.

Clint Howard has appeared in The Waterboy, Tango & Cash, Little Nicky, The Cat in the Hat and, currently, his brother's Cinderella Man.

If Clint Howard were the lead in Cinderella Man, the film would be titled Cinderella Man-Boy.

Clint Howard has played the following characters: "Rughead," "Googie," "Slinky," "Bobo," "Paco," "Cheese," "Nipples," "Mr. Toothache," and "Rapist."

From this list, we may deduce that Clint Howard does not look very much like Brad Pitt.

Clint Howard has also played Stalin. And Henrik Ibsen.

And "Kate the Caterer."

Clint Howard is sometimes confused with another very successful, longtime H!ITG!, Michael J. Pollard, as both men often play odd little man-boys. Both men also appeared in famous episodes of Star Trek as, yes, odd little man-boys.

Clint Howard, however, does not usually get cast as innocent man-boys, in the way that Michael J. Pollard usually does, but rather as innocent-seeming but actually malevolent man-boys, which is an important distinction. He plays rapists and killers and, in one episode of Seinfeld, the Smog Strangler. In other words, man-boys you don't want to mess with.

Clint Howard is kind of awesome.

Actually, forget about the "kind of" part.

Clint Howard appeared in a very early episode of Star Trek, in which he played Balok, an intimidating alien who turns out to be this unintimidating little midget, in a whole Wizard of Oz, don't-look-behind-the-curtain kind of twist.

Clint Howard showed up twenty-five years later on Star Trek: Enterprise as a Ferengi whose name was also, coincidentally, Mr. Toothache.

Clint Howard knows we were joking just now. His name wasn't Mr. Toothache. It was some Ferengi name, like Muk.

Actually, it was Muk.

Clint Howard received a Lifetime Achievement Award at the 1998 MTV Movie Awards, one of the very few things the MTV Movie Awards have ever gotten right.

- MFF